If half the shows on Netflix aren’t off-limits because you’re supposed to watch them together, are you even married?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 18, 2018
My husband just walked in on me with my lips covered in nutella and waffle crisp crumbs all over my shirt.
— Quirky Chrissy (@quirky_chrissy) October 13, 2018
Just texted my wife.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) October 27, 2018
One time I listened to my wife tell an entire story without mentioning that I had a video game paused in the other room.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 26, 2018
i keep turning the heat on and my husband keeps turning it off please call the police.
— The Getaway Girl (@The_GetawayGirl) October 25, 2018